No man has ever looked this HOT in GLASSES, you naughty fucker!
If you ever feel down listen to this Watsky poem! :)
We teach girls to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller. We say to girls, ‘You can have ambition, but not too much. You should aim to be successful, but not too successful. Otherwise you will threaten the man.’ Because I am female, I am expected to aspire to marriage. I am expected to make my life choices always keeping in mind that marriage is the most important. Now marriage can be a source of joy and love and mutual support. But why do we teach girls to aspire to marriage and we don’t teach boys the same? We raise girls to see each other as competitors – not for jobs or for accomplishments, which I think can be a good thing, but for the attention of men. We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are.
The most hardcore handshake of all time.
trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on
I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood
I mean seriously
what do you think we do every month
THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING
AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON
I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh
Well now we do
LOL the last one
“Like my teacher taught me when I heard the crowd applaud
I thought I was an atheist until I realized I’m a God”
sir, will you please stop beatboxing and just tell me what you’d like to order
So I made a thing
Dancing Groot - now in HD!
chris evans + left boob + text posts aka i’m so sorry
don’t apologize for art