Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.
step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap
my dealer is gonna kill me
HOW FUCKING DARE HE
[approaches straight couple] so which of you is the yard sard and which is the yale sale
if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car
you tried so hard
alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right