delzdesigns:

Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.

cclbaldwin:

#friendship

juilan:

step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap

codeine-land:

my dealer is gonna kill me

upagainmakingthingsyouare:

HOW FUCKING DARE HE

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dajo42:

[approaches straight couple] so which of you is the yard sard and which is the yale sale

communistbakery:

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

you tried so hard

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

fleur:oh, i have to breathe underwater for an hour? better get myself a bubble of air!
cedric:yeah, bubble charm seems like the best solution.
harry:see i didn't think of that but i do have this handy plant.
everyone:what about you, viktor?
viktor:IM GONNA BE A FUCKING SHARK

“If Clark makes a straight man feel like this I can’t imagine how he makes you women feel.” - Mark Swiderski

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